👉 "Testing medical research is like taking a magic trick and turning it into a scientific experiment where the audience (patients) are blindfolded and told they're watching a magic show, but the magician (researcher) is actually just pulling the strings of a placebo pill. It's medically researching what happens when you think you're sick, but the real question is: 'What if the placebo pill is the real cure?'"
And here's an edgy example sentence: "The pharmaceutical company tested the new anti-aging serum on their test subjects, who were, in fact, just human test-timers waiting for a quick fix to their yawn-inducing existence, and the results were as predictable as a spoon in a microwave."
